Leaving My Options Open
- Me: I have a new celebrity crush for my list.
- Boyfriend: Who is it?
- Me: Mark Ballas.
- Boyfriend: Does he have as many Twitter followers as me?
- Me: Let's see - you have 94, he has 88,000.
- Boyfriend: Hmph.
- [Seconds later...]
- Me: You know what a celebrity crush means, right?
- Boyfriend: ...
- Me: It means...
- Boyfriend: No, NO! Stop right there. I know what you're going to say and I do not authorize that.
- Me: I authorize it for you!
- Boyfriend: I'm no fool. There's a lot higher possibility of you sleeping with someone of celebrity stature because you're a lot more attractive and female and pretty and you're interrupting my homework, good day!
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