Splendid Really!

I’m a lover (not a fighter) who is shamelessly ambitious, slightly exhibitionist but also slightly shy and addicted to “Friends”, cream soda and a really superb book.

Have your people e-mail my people at splendidreally@gmail.com!

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On the way home...

  • Me: Did you just fart?
  • Brother: Roger that.
  • Me: Welcome home.
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permalink Guess who’s coming home tomorrow?!?!

:)!!

Guess who’s coming home tomorrow?!?!

:)!!

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I am sitting here like, ‘God, I am a genius.’ It took me 15 minutes to even figure out that this was Teen Jeopardy.
— Sadly, this was me.
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permalink Like the big sister I never had… :)

Like the big sister I never had… :)

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These are men and women who have made the selfless and courageous decision to risk, and at times give, their lives to protect the rest of us on a daily basis. It’s difficult enough when we lose these brave Americans in battles overseas. It is horrifying that they should come under fire at an Army base on American soil.

- Barack Obama

I’m incredibly saddened by what happened at Fort Hood today. I’ve got all the prayers I can muster going out to those soldiers and their families…

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You just have to go after what you want and if it doesn’t want you back, then so be it. It doesn’t deserve you anyways.

-Nicole Richie

(via sharna:fuckyeahnicolerichie)

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You guys are so cute.

I think the consensus (of the 5 people who answered - which is HUGE for me!) is that I should stop being so bitchy and give the guy a chance.

I particularly like Joy’s comment that love has had a rough day today and I should give it a pick-me-up. This one’s for you, love!

P.S. The “chill” comment was a paraphrase. I don’t think I really said that…I think.

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permalink Great! You two are my go-tos and you are of differing opinions!

My girl here in LA (in fact, the one who pushed him into me and said, “Haaaaave you met Jenna?”) thinks I should say: “I’m great. I was stood up yesterday, but I wasn’t that interested in the guy anyway.”

Also, trying to remember the last time I had a date, and thinking I shouldn’t be so picky/a raging bitch.

I am so conflicted.

Great! You two are my go-tos and you are of differing opinions!

My girl here in LA (in fact, the one who pushed him into me and said, “Haaaaave you met Jenna?”) thinks I should say: “I’m great. I was stood up yesterday, but I wasn’t that interested in the guy anyway.”

Also, trying to remember the last time I had a date, and thinking I shouldn’t be so picky/a raging bitch.

I am so conflicted.

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Survey Says...

Met a guy on Halloween. I’m gonna go out on a limb and say he is probably not the future father of my children, but he was definitely cute and dateable.

Aforementioned dude was so excited to take me on a date, he wanted to take me out the next day. I said, “Chill. I am available Tuesday. Call me.” To which he agreed.

Yesterday was Tuesday. I had not heard from dude.

Today is Wednesday. Dude just texted and said: “Hey you. It’s Joe, from the party. How are you doing?”

Am I total bitch for thinking: “Too little, too late, homeboy. I like men who do what they say and say what they mean”/is this why I don’t have a boyfriend?

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permalink See? You did it again!

And what I said? REAL TALK.

See? You did it again!

And what I said? REAL TALK.

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